Funny Quote #1:
(In Sammy's car going to church on Friday. In the car is Me, Sammy, Yoejin, Sarah, and Woohyun)Me: Hey, do you prefer girls with big eyes or small eyes?
Sammy: Small eyes like Brock?
Me: Hahahaha Brock has REALLY small eyes.
Sammy: I know, I wouldn't even be able to tell if she's awake or not.
Yoejin: What? Barack Obama?
Funny Quote #2:
(Studying in the lounge, Ed comes up behind me and gives me a massage)
Ed: Woah Simon, you're not very knotty! (sounded like naughty)
5 seconds of silence...
Both of Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Funny Quote #3:
(Driving to church in James' car with James, me, Yoejin, Sarah, and Patrick. We were talking about a scenario "what would you do if you realized there was no toilet paper left after you were finished doing your business")
Me: Hmm.. I think I'd use my socks.
Sarah: Dude. Just use the toilet seat!
Me and James exchange disgusted face expressions...
Sarah: NO! I MEANT THE TOILET SEAT COVERS!
Everyone: HAHAHAHA!
Funny Quote #4:
(Richard (Chung) and I are walking towards church and it really smells like fish.)
Richard: Dude... I smell like... fish.
Simon: Did you just say you smell like fish?
Yeah... study break.
-Simon
2 comments:
Aw :) I want to visit LA. I miss you Simon! You and your "charisma," remember? HHAAHa
lol i feel liek these little moments w/these memorable quotes - little they may be -make our day sometimes
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